i only have two speed settings for blogging: “makes you wonder if theyre even still active” or “your entire dash is nothing but me”
today some guy with a mine craft shirt came up and ordered some bologna and the price came up as 4.04 and he said “4.04… bologna not found” under his breath
"so she’s gay now?"
yeah she turned it all the paperwork last week and her acceptance letter came this morning, it was all pretty sudden
"my baby" i say in regards to someone that is older than me and over half a fuckin foot taller than i am