I don’t use condoms ;)
not because i like to practice unsafe sex but because I never have sex
let’s play Did I Always Have That Personality Trait Or Did I Absorb It From A Character?
i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed
i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police
so other than that, mrs. lincoln, how was the play
I’m not like other teens. I’m 47
BREAKING NEWS: more shark attacks during shark week because they all think we’re saying ‘shark weak’ and it upsets them